I wanted to write a punny subject for today's Thing, I really did. And while Fiscally-Responsible Felines has my heart, nothing quite hits the mark like "Cats with Jobs."
The internet loves its cats. One of our most viewed editions to this date involves cats, and rightfully so. They're awesome.
And today, I bring you another Thing to add to the awesomeness. A Reddit thread on, you guessed it, cats with jobs.
These felines are very versatile in their skill sets - bookkeepers, plumbers, security guards, sound engineers - they can do it all.
It makes one wonder why human unemployment rates are at an all-time high - Capitalist greed, human creativity replaced in favour of repetitive and plagiaristic AI, and horrible working conditions? - No? Just people not looking hard enough?
...But I'm derailing.Â
Take some time out of thinking about the shit show that's the human job market, and look at these cats instead. It'll have you feline good.